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| Tales from the Tavern IV; Friendship, as Simple as Black and White | |
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| Topic Started: Sunday Dec 16 2007, 01:37 PM (360 Views) | |
 Lakster
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Sunday Dec 16 2007, 01:37 PM Post #1 |
Silent Death
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Gather round and listen to my tale of cold. Friendship, as Simple as Black and White Many of you have heard of Runescape’s latest quest, the Cold War. Few of you have undertaken the task of helping Larry the zookeeper, and fewer yet have completed this adventure of toil, intrigue, mystery, and fluffy little penguins. On my travels in the northern land, I came across one of these. He was struggling in the cold arctic water, alone and defenseless. I took pity on the poor little creature, and wrapped him up in my cloak. The following is the account of my adventure with this curious little penguin, Willie.  Willie and I had a great time monkeying around in the Ardougne zoo. Passing people would gawk at the odd site of a penguin in the monkey cages. Those gathered around would laugh and wonder, that is, until Lilfishy came along…  The little bastard came and stole Willie! Just plopped right in and stole him out of the cage! Of course, I couldn’t just abandon the poor little guy, so I went on a quest to find him.  My vow took me on a quest, more arduous and undertaking than even I would believe. I started out in the place where all n00bs like Lilfishy would go, Varrock.  Sure, my friends laughed and scoffed at me, but I was determined to find my friend! He had become much more than a pet or a mere animal, he was my companion and I would stop at no end to find him! Lumbridge did not hide him, so I turned my gaze to other towns and cities all across Gielinor.  Doing everything I could, I retraced my steps and asked the locals if they had seen the scoundrel or my feathery friend. As time after time they shook their head at me, I began to feel that I would never find him. But I would not give up! I had to save Willie!  Nobody pays any attention in the lands of Gielinor anymore. What ever happened to helping out your fellow neighbors?  Finally, my hard work and toil payed off, I found the noob! Lilfishy was in the heart of Falador, dealing who-knows-what on the Runescape Black Market, and was holding Willie randsom. I had no time to trick him, and was too concerned for the little guy’s safety and well being, that I had to give in.  The twisted, malignant, inhuman, spawn of Zamorak took it upon himself to taunt me to no end. Pretending to not even know what I was talking about was the last straw! I demanded to have Willie back. Offering him over 10,000 gold pieces, he finally agreed to talk about it. However, my rantings and outbursts had caused a flock of noobs to gather around us, all with heavy pockets (presumably from begging).  The noobs were so transformed with greed that not even my constant threats could sway them. Yes, threats from me, the Master of the Manskirt, Baron of the Buckets, and Pwnage of the Penguins. I had to do something to get him back, and fast!  In desperate situations, when adrenaline pumps through a person’s body, that person can do nearly inhuman tasks. This is the only way I can describe how I convinced Lilfishy to return Willie back to me. Being a master of lieing and deception, he had a plan. I was to follow him to Varrock…  …to an excluded location, where we would carry out the exchange. I still wasn’t sure whether I should trust him or not, but I had no other choice.  I gave him the 10k and he promised to let Willie go. Whence I would see him, he did not tell me. I was now afraid that I had been scammed yet again by this monster, but the money didn’t really matter. I could only think of poor Willy’s little face when I rescued him from the arctic.  To my utter disbelief, Willie appeared out of no where. I joyously shouted and ran about, so happy to see my friend again! Somehow, my pleading and kind words must have melted his cold hard, just enough to show the tiniest bit of compassion. You can only imagine where we went next…  Of course that wouldn’t make a good story so I’ll tell you anyways: we PARTAYED!  W00t! |
 
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| Deleted User | Sunday Dec 16 2007, 11:03 PM Post #2 |
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.... funny? |
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Saturday Dec 22 2007, 12:44 AM Post #3 |
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...Lake get a life
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Lakster
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Thursday Jul 8 2010, 09:30 AM Post #4 |
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Silent Death
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This is something that happened a long time ago, before Summoning came out, and something reminded me about it so I thought I'd share it again. 
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