Noxty2

Thursday Aug 28 2008, 05:45 PM

WARNING! before you start reading you should know that this isn't too good i just started writing this today 8/28/08 and it might not be completed so basically it's a rough draft so i am expecting critics from strab and kiba (which he always does for everything i post)

Now let us begin......This is a story that starts off with a man named Dragune (or is it?)

One day Dragune had a dream that he PK'ed full Bandos'. But when he woke up he was just level eight with full bronze (sk) and realized that he had dozed off near the Lumbridge castle stairs and
that his boots were missing. "WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE ARE MY BOOTS!?!?" he said frustrated. He got up and started cursing on the public chat box,which starred out most every word he said. Luckily no one was around to report him. Dragune's hypothesis was that some random player stole his boots; everyone who saw him probably thought that he was a bum who just finished having a party with the drunken dwarfs. He sighed and began to walk out of Lumbridge castle.
When he got outside he saw a player running towards him, which knocked Dragune down to the floor. The other guy was nice enough to stay and check if Dragune was okay. "Ouch! what the hell watch where your going narb!" Dragune said furiously. Dragune noticed that this guy only had a mithril pick axe.
Then the other guy said, "I am terribly sorry mate I wasn't paying attention while I was running."
Dragune replied, "Yeah I bet you weren't". He was very ticked off now. First his boots, and now this. The other guy offered him a hand to get up and Dragune accepted the offer. Then the guy said, "My name is Charlie."
Dragune didn't care who he was, and it was strange the guy told him his real name rather of his user name, which was L4en.
"i'm dragune."
"well i suppose i should explain myself i was running to the bank upstairs because i wanted to deposit these ores that i mined and one day i shall become the best miner in runescape." said Charlie
"look charlie as much as i don't want to be rude but your wasting not mines only but your time too, i have places to go and things to do." Dragune said. All Dragune wanted to do was go fight some goblins to blow off some steam from losing his boots.

It was at this point that I gave up...

Then Charlie said, "well of course i understand look as a token of our meeting i shall one add you as a friend and two give you these boots." Charlie then traded Dragune and gave him free boots.
Dragune then said *sweet...* in his head then the thought finally crossed him and he continued, "hey! are you the guy that stole my boots from before!" dragune would get very angry if he was but he could see the confused look on charlie's face.
"how dare you blame me for such a thing i would never do that!"
Dragune was just too mad to belive him but in the end he did.
"but you know 'draggy" i do belive i saw someone suspicous before doing something near the stairs...." charlie was saying before he got interuppted by dragune, "really?!?! tell me now!"
Charlie continued, "ok ok then hold on let me think. I think his name was bug z 13 thats all i can remember."
Dragune smiled and said, "thank you."
"glad to help!" charlie said and then left into the lumbrdige castle.
* great now i got a suspect when i find that guy i swear i'll kill him* dragune said in his mind. Dragune equipped his new boots and went off to the goblins which wasn't too far from lumbridge castle just over the bridge by the church. There were many people out today most of them new players. But dragune himself would still be consider a new player. Dragune crossed the bridge and got to teh goblins there was a destroyed house with goblins in it, and Dragune wasn't the only one here there were other players more like new players where here. this is where everyone starts off unless you want to do chickens thats fine as well. Dragune had no weapon currently so he used his hands and feet. As he began to attack the level 3 goblin he starts off by hitting a 2 then followed by a 0 and so on. Eventually Dragune succefully killed the goblin in which it dropped the usual bones and a gold charm. Though dragune didn't know what it was he mistook it for a arcade token for funorb.

Kiba Tsume

Friday Aug 29 2008, 03:37 PM

Ill give you 5 dollars to never type/write again.

Kiba Tsume

Saturday Aug 30 2008, 12:10 PM

Im serious..